Step 1: Win a juicer from a friend in Texas. I think it was my comment that made the robots choose me for said juicer. (I also won a Martha Stewart baking cookbook). Thanks LaYen!
Step 2: Have parents who at least partially live in Florida. Get them to like you enough to send you fruit in December. The guava jelly and key lime fudge are extra bonuses. Thanks parents!
Step 3: Juice the fruit in the juicer after making 64 molasses cookies and some Christmas sugar cookie cutouts, too.